6+ hour, 34+ min ago  (228+ words) The exceptions to the popular right-wing sentiment of "protect our women" is a seemingly growing list. Following revelations that Reform's candidate for the Makerfield by-election, Robert Kenyon, used a now-deleted X account to support an offensive post about Carol Vorderman…...

4+ day, 7+ hour ago  (360+ words) Britain's self-appointed "protect our women" brigade has confirmed that women absolutely deserve protection and respect, right up until the precise moment they do something mildly inconvenient or make a decision they don't like. Women who do things they don't like…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (420+ words) The media is just trying to manipulate you into following their preferred narrative, according to those planning to protest tomorrow, who take as gospel the word of a convicted fraudster who has been imprisoned on five separate occasions. More used…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago  (267+ words) Andy Burnham's initial plans for his triumphant return to Parliament have been revealed. He will begin by making Brexit work. "The problem with Brexit is that Andy Burnham didn't do it," explained a Burnham ally. "If Andy had done Brexit…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (249+ words) The UK's furious public are increasingly vocal in their demands for a different thick-witted cretin to be installed in Downing Street so they can enjoy someone new to abhor and despise. "I'm sick of Starmer. I'm running out of things…...

2+ week, 10+ hour ago  (250+ words) Facing increasing pressure to resign, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has re-appointed Peter Mandelson as a last-ditch attempt to increase his popularity. So far more than 60 Labour MPs have called for the Prime Minister to resign or set out a timetable…...

2+ week, 13+ hour ago  (303+ words) Labour insiders have confirmed the party is preparing to solve its catastrophic collapse in popularity by replacing Keir Starmer with another senior Labour figure who is expected to become equally unpopular within roughly eight months. Following disastrous local election results…...

2+ week, 5+ day ago  (114+ words) newsthump. com You can read this article for FREE! Yet more News Thump stories Man stockpiling toilet roll, just in case Nation"s brightest minds to vote for local official in charge of potholes based on whether they promise to…...

3+ week, 11+ hour ago  (311+ words) Reform UK has today finally put to bed any accusations of creeping authoritarianism, insisting that its latest policy of threatening voters with punitive consequences is, in fact, "the exact opposite of fascism, if anything." Speaking in front of a strategically…...

3+ week, 5+ day ago  (240+ words) Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has been spotted using a giant novelty cheque as a milkshake shield following reports he accepted a "5 million gift to pay for "personal protection. Farage received the "5m security donation from Reform mega-donor Christopher Harborne before…...