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Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
1+ day, 11+ min ago (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....
America In Mourning After Hearing That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
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Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 4+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
2+ week, 5+ day ago (26+ words) LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers....
10 Reasons To Move To Ohio
2+ week, 5+ day ago (31+ words) People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
A.I. Assistant Starting To Suspect Its Human Might Be A Bit Of A Moron
3+ week, 2+ day ago (265+ words) CYBERSPACE — An A.I. assistant working with a middle-aged dad from Maine reportedly grew concerned that its human might be a bit of a moron. While other A.I. assistants were efficiently managing spreadsheets or assisting with the development of business strategies,…...
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama
3+ week, 2+ day ago (20+ words) Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."...
America Descends Into Mourning Upon News That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
3+ week, 3+ day ago (155+ words) U.S. — The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would be moving back to England. Citizens wept openly in the streets, wondering how America would be…...
Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old
3+ week, 3+ day ago (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...