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Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well

1+ day, 23+ hour ago   (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....

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Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....

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10 Reasons To Move To Ohio

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (31+ words) People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live....

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A.I. Assistant Starting To Suspect Its Human Might Be A Bit Of A Moron

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (265+ words) CYBERSPACE — An A.I. assistant working with a middle-aged dad from Maine reportedly grew concerned that its human might be a bit of a moron. While other A.I. assistants were efficiently managing spreadsheets or assisting with the development of business strategies,…...

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Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...