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Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
3+ day, 7+ hour ago (329+ words) babylonbee.com Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…...
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
1+ week, 6+ day ago (254+ words) CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims. While speaking at the annual Hoopers 2 Heaven event in Grand Crossing Park, Mayor Johnson…...
Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 5+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply
2+ week, 6+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
2+ week, 6+ day ago (26+ words) LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers....
Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff
2+ week, 6+ day ago (31+ words) OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff....
Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
3+ week, 1+ day ago (18+ words) BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme....
New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
3+ week, 1+ day ago (164+ words) After a week of searching for a replacement for Karoline Leavitt, the White House settled on a 27 inch by 40 inch giclée inkjet poster of the face Jennings makes to the camera when liberal CNN panelists make foolish statements. The White…...
Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money
3+ week, 2+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 2+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...