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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (27+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft....

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babylonbee.com > news > 7-other-costumes-target-was-forced-to-pull-due-to-racist-connotations

7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (138+ words) Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackface dressed like a Jim Crow-era minstrel. Whoops! However, that wasn't the only costume Target was forced…...

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babylonbee.com > news > wnba-forced-to-admit-kanter-is-a-woman-after-he-causes-big-dramatic-scene

WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (26+ words) U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman....

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babylonbee.com > news > new-press-secretary-to-just-be-picture-of-scott-jennings-doing-that-face

New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (164+ words) After a week of searching for a replacement for Karoline Leavitt, the White House settled on a 27 inch by 40 inch giclée inkjet poster of the face Jennings makes to the camera when liberal CNN panelists make foolish statements. The White…...

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babylonbee.com > news > young-earth-creationist-has-no-explanation-for-fact-that-nancy-pelosi-is-12000-years-old

Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...

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babylonbee.com > news > matt-walsh-asks-people-to-stop-taking-his-words-in-context

Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (29+ words) NASHVILLE, TN — After a string of controversial posts went viral online, commentator Matt Walsh took to social media to plead with people to stop taking his words in context....